I’m mad as hell and I’m not gonna take it anymore! At least that’s how I feel when I post a Goddess Rant. Sometimes things just make me mad, or I feel the need to vent and that’s what you’ll find here. Favorite show get cancelled? Tired of dealing with rude people in the movie theater? Well, chances are that I’ve complained about the same things so let’s commiserate together.
Of course on the flip side of a rant is a rave. These are normally those little gems that I think I’m going to hate, but end up loving. If that happens, it deserves a rave so you’ll find those here as well.
Dear Paranormal Activity, A wise man by the name of Albert Einstein once said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. While I’ve joked, on numerous occasions I might add, about that very topic, it has never really rang true. Until now. You see, [...]
Actually this isn’t really a rant. But it’s not a rave either. On July 19, 2011 I posted a rant about Weeds and the decline of what was once an incredible show. In my rant, I mainly focused on the fact that the main character, Nancy, had turned into a self-serving bitch and how it [...]
Dear 50 Shades, Well, well, well. Aren’t you just a hot little number these days. It seems like it anyway. I wonder how the Twilight Saga feels about you stealing all of its thunder. Although, if I’m being honest, Twilight’s days are over even if there is still another movie coming out. If you ask [...]
To answer my own question that the title of this post asks…Hell. No. There is no question about it. If I owned a movie theater, or a chain of theaters for that matter, I would whole-heartedly embrace the guidelines instituted and enforced by the Alamo Drafthouse. If you don’t know what those guidelines are, it’s [...]
Dear Footloose (2011 version), When I saw your first teaser trailer back in June, my only thought was “Dear God why?!” I couldn’t understand why on Earth anyone would even want to attempt remaking the beyond cheesy 1984 Kevin Bacon film. You can’t remake Footloose. It just can’t be done. That first teaser didn’t help [...]
Dear Rescue Me, Seven years, seven seasons, and 93 episodes later, our relationship has come to an end. Before you go, I just wanted to say a couple of things so just bear with me here. You’re departure is still fresh, and while I’m sad about it, I’m also satisfied with how things came full [...]
Well this isn’t so much a rant as it is mumblings. Regardless of whether I shout it to the heavens, or mumble under my breath about it, the issue remains the same. True Blood is starting to lose me. I hate to say it, because I’ve been with this show from the get go. Warning: [...]
Oh SyFy. You sure know how to piss people off don’t you? Actually that’s not even a question. You’ve pretty much gotten it down to an art form at this point. With word coming down that the network signed Eureka for a shortened sixth season in order to wrap up the series, they turned [...]
There was a time where I loved the show Weeds. The story about a widowed mom whose only way to make ends meet was by selling pot to suburbia was charming, and rather hilarious. Nancy Botwin is a train wreck in every sense of the word and Mary-Louise Parker is divine. You can’t help [...]
Dear Hawaii Five-0, I’ve missed you the past couple of weeks and when you finally decided to show your beautiful sun tanned face again this week with Na Me’e Laua Na Paio, I was really happy. That is until about 20 minutes into our visit, then it just became laughably unbearable. Not in the oh-god-it-hurts way but more [...]
