Dear Hawaii Five-0,
I’ve missed you the past couple of weeks and when you finally decided to show your beautiful sun tanned face again this week with Na Me’e Laua Na Paio, I was really happy. That is until about 20 minutes into our visit, then it just became laughably unbearable. Not in the oh-god-it-hurts way but more in the awkward-guy-at-a-party way. You know what I’m talking about right? That guy who you talk to just to be nice. You just happen to mention how you like carbonated drinks and he proceeds to explain, in detail how carbonation affects your diaphragm and gives you the hiccups and then proceeds to explain how hiccups work.